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Joke of the Day
"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? PILGRIMS."
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"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"
"What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume? Robbin Hood"
"What do Indians live in? Poverty. :("
"Jesus drove a Honda, but nobody knew about it. For I did not speak of my own accord. - John 12:49"
"BOSS: I don't know if you're the right man for the job BAKER: NO PLEASE *holds up dough* I KNEAD THIS"
"So I bought some shoes off my drug dealer. And I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Don't do the pathetic baby talk when talking to the baby. They don't understand you any better. You don't go up to a dog and start barking."
"How to get personal space If there's a lot of people, just yell ""Allahu Akbar"" for a rapid evacuation."
"I'm like a fireman, I turn the hoes on."