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Joke of the Day

"What do old cars and dead chickens have in common? You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts"

"""No shit, Sherlock"" ""Keep digging, Watson"""

"China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere."

"my favorite punchline... ""No, nurse! I said 'slip off his spectacles'!"""

"Why do mules not work as hard as horses? Because they're half-assed!"

"""Jesus take the wheel"" -an Asian man telling the police that a Mexican guy stole his rims off his Honda Civic."

"Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King? He couldnt Mufasa enough."

"Logged into FB told Gemma her wedding pics are beautiful. Logged into Twitter to tell you she looked like a fat man in drag and I hate her."

"Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again."

"I named my dick ""the fear of god"" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her"