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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese man with one foot? Taiwon Shou."
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"[elementary school] BULLY: gimme your lunch money ME: no B: *grabs me by shirt* I said give it M: ok but this has to stop I'm your teacher"
"Q-How did the gay guy feel when he went shopping? A= Like a **girl**. *Lol*"
"If you had an orgy without any Scottish people... You'd be getting off scot-free."
"American Fat Man Falls... ...Levels Japanese City."
"You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice"
"The inventor of rock, paper, scissors must have been an extremely dangerous man if he considered paper a weapon."
"When I was a kid, I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Now I realize that it was just a fanta-sea."
"HUNG LESBIAN how can you tell a lesbian is hung? she has really long fingers"
"A steak pun is a rare medium well done"