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Joke of the Day

"If I ever get to an age where the music from the ice cream truck doesn't make me excited, pull the plug."

"*rings bell* ""Can I help you?"" Yes I'd like a dragon on my back an- *starts pooping on a crucifix* WTF? *checks sign on door* ""Taboo Artist"""

"Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy."

"Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson"

"What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian."

"Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !"

"Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!"

"Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon."

"Knock knock Who's there? YOUR MOM'S VAGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"""Incontinence hotline... ...can you hold?"""