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Joke of the Day

"I'm quite confident that the reason i'm single Is because i didn't forward that chain letter in 2008"

"Midget wrestling... ...seems like it would be a pretty short career."

"""There are Nutella stains all over the silverware."" It can't be me. I lick them before I keep them inside."

"What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs? Eiffel."

"Why do Jewish men watch porn backwards? So they can see the hooker hand the money back."

"No recovering from getting your arm stuck in a Pringles can on a first date."

"*helps wife get toddler in his high chair* wife: That's a new shirt, let's put a bib on you me [wearing a bib] This is ridiculous"

"A 25 year old just told me she's gonna rock my world. I'm 47 so I assume she's gonna show me where to buy comfortable shoes & soft licorice"

"What has four wheels, and flies? A Garbage Truck."

"I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses. I camembert it."