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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish men watch porn backwards? So they can see the hooker hand the money back."
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"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)"
"I was trying to make a black guy joke. But it didnt work"
"Dinner conversation: 10YO: What 6 things would you want on a deserted island? Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously? Why would you drag me into that?"
"the year is 2017: every kfc location has a large shower room installed inside the building to wash away the customers greasy post-meal shame"
"What is a horse's favorite condiment? MayoNEIGHS"
"Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie."
"Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work? Because she had a frog in her throat."
"Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she's still there."