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Joke of the Day
"I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses. I camembert it."
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"Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window? Because it was too froggy outside."
"The anti pick-up line. ""Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? [pause while smiling] Because it looks like you landed on your face"" I'd love to hear some of yours."
"THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise"
"What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends..."
"[NSFW] What's the square root of 69? Eight something. EDIT: yeesh, tough room."
"Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? 'Cause I assume you've thought that through."
"Hello 911 my son is a terrorist he won't eat AMERICAN cheese. Almost two. Yes I'll hold. Hello Child Protection Services my son is a terrori"
"What's the difference between lobsters and crabs? I don't *have* lobsters!"
"Nothing says rock bottom quite like having your head in the oven for 45 minutes before you realize you forgot to pay the gas bill"