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Joke of the Day

"What is the reason for short people temper? They are closer to hell."

"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"

"I really only know one thing about Ebola. For some reason, it makes you really wanna go to the airport."

"What's red and smells like white paint? Red paint."

"*good cop/bad cop interrogation* *good cop is nice to the suspect* *bad cop shoots good cop and sets suspect free* man he's a bad cop"

"It's kind of fcuked up that Valentine's Day is the only socially acceptable time to trade sexual favors for gifts."

"Do you know why god created leprosy? He needed someone to lend him a hand!"

"I know the best way to get downvoted. I'll tell you if someone gives me gold!"

"Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years."

"Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !"