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Joke of the Day

"What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings? If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this."

"What if sun screen is really just a seasoning rub created by aliens."

"Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me! She said ""no"" both times."

"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."

"*Stands in wood & sets self on fire* ""OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"" I want to look hot on tinder."

"I HATE stereo-types.. Samsung, Sony, Toshiba, doesn't matter. Can't stand 'em."

"How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb? None, it is a hardware issue!"

"There are 10 types of people. Ones who understand binary, and ones that don't."

"How do norwegians catch rabbits in norway? They hide in a bush, and make carrot sounds."

"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."