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Joke of the Day
"Studies have shown... (NSFW) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."
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"A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body."
"When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? When they lose their haunting licenses."
"My dad and I never got along We have been butting heads since the womb"
"[opens fortune cookie] -You will have a great night ""aw, that's neat, wait there's more"" [unrolls note further] marish clown assassinate you"
"THE WEEKND: I can't feel my face when I'm with you DENTIST (injecting novocaine): that's kinda the point dude"
"""I couldn't love anyone like you,"" I told my wife. ""Aw, thanks,"" she blushed. I'm glad she didn't understand me."
"Sorry, Australia... Overheard my sister talking to my friend when this was said. Sis: ""Do they have bush babies in Australia""? Friend: ""No, but they have plenty of dead babies in the bush""."
"I'm a bisexual who just broke up and is now single. I guess you could say I'm on standbi."
"Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter? Because they dress in lairs."