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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst advice calculus can give you? Integral of e^x because that's Se^x dx and it's never a good idea to sex the ex!"

"I like to ask girls if they wanna take a shower with me then hand them a ski mask and drive to Lowe's."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !"

"I invented a new word. Plagiarism. --- EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you."

"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"

"While texting a girl she told me ""I'm board"" so I stopped seeing her. I wasn't offended. I just don't date wood. Or people who can't spell."

"The new football stadium can hold more than 66,000 fans... Sounds pretty cold and windy to me."

"We all have that one singing coworker that makes you want to test your throat grip."

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"My friend makes urinal cakes for a living... ...it takes him 35 minutes to bake each batch."