106294
Joke of the Day
"Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Wait... Regular or Asian?"
Next Joke
"Faster than a speeding bullet ...... more powerful than a locomotive ...... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises."
"Why was the black man arrested? Good question."
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"
"If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?"
"Sees cute guy in the parking. Drops something so I can bend over & do the sexy hair flip. Forgets I have short hair. He sees me as seizing."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"What are goosebumps used for? To keep geese from speeding!"
"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick."
"I've heard addicts claim that heroin became their ""God"" but... ...they're always taking his name in vein."