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Joke of the Day

"What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe"

"DJ Khaled is at a bar... *He has already had 10 shots* The bartender asks him if he's done or not... DJ Khaled says,""Nope I'll have Another One."""

"In a courtroom... *Mickey. mouse, it says here you want to divorce mini because she was... extremely silly? ""No! I said she was fucking goofy!!"""

"The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life... ...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise."

"Told by the driver of the bus we were on Driver: so you hear president obama is in the hospital right? Us: no we didnt Driver: he cant stop putin"

"Politicians hate each other more than they love America."

"[Spoiler] Mark Hamill Star Wars joke Mark Hamill is such a loser he didn't even get a single word in the new Star Wars"

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea told it not to."

"Did you hear about the man who got the left side of his body blown up? he's all right"