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Joke of the Day

"R.E.M.'s ""Everybody Hurts"" should automatically play every time anyone takes the first bite into a microwaveable burrito."

"Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up? He was charged with battery."

"Waiter there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !"

"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"

"What did the dog say to the other dog at the party? Raise the woof!"

"The human torch was denied a bank loan..."

"What do you call a made-up orange? Pulp Fiction!"

"I like my women how I like my coffee Cheap, easily picked up And found later in a disposable plastic container."

"Canada. Because I love being cold 95% of my life."

"Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon"