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Joke of the Day
"Why did the 25 year old cross the street? To catch a charmander."
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"Whoever invented the iPhone charge cord is probably the same shitlord who invented the Capri Sun pouch."
"Paul McCartney wrote 'Yesterday' But he also wrote 'Obla-de-obla-da' and 'Ebony and Ivory' So, don't worry if some of your tweets are shit"
"Donald Trump has a new plan for solving the conflict of interest of him owning his business empire and being President He's going to put America into a blind trust."
"What do you call a dog underwater? A sub woofer."
"What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral? Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door"
"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."
"A roger you say? My hot Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I'd dropped my pants and got my cock out that I realised she meant someone to rent her spare room."
"Beverly Hills - 90210 Denver Broncos - 16"
"What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."