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Joke of the Day
"Most women who've dated me will tell you I'm about an 8 on the pain scale."
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"Hey girl, are you a gorilla enclosure.. Because I wanna drop a baby in you"
"When life gives you lemons, Instagram photos of them and add #Lemons, #LemonSwag, and #UJealous."
"I've started 2016 with a goal of losing 20 pounds... Seems like I've lost more, my ATM is empty"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick."
"Everyone in my class is autistic What else would ya expect in the Hahvahd School of Aht and Desahn?"
"How do you make an elephant float? Take a cup and add root beer, two scoops of ice cream, and an elephant"
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
"As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech... From the father of the bride and groom."
"What happens when you force two mirrors to confront each other A bit of self reflection. Baziiing"