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Joke of the Day

"Why was the jacket stinky? Because it was a windbreaker."

"In Germany, we know of a joke The French military."

"Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!"

"Why do asians squint all the time? Because nukes are so bright"

"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"

"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"

"If you put me on hold and you come back while I am audibly pooping, that's on you."

"I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah"

"I can only say nine English words. Well, shit."

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. ."