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Joke of the Day
"Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!"
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"There's a reason why baseball is America's favorite pastime. It's way past it's time of being relevant."
"There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas."
"I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate."
"Mickey Mouse and Minnie are in divorce court... The judge asks, ""So what's going on Mickey, is she just crazy or something?"" Mickey replies, ""No, your Honor. She's fucking Goofy."""
"Yo mama is so fat... When she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell ""Taxi!"""
"Dream carefully, because dreams come true."
"Assuming makes an ass out of u and Ming, the thai food delivery boy who you assumed was from Thailand but is actually Chinese."
"Women: When it comes to doggie style...men are behind you 100%"
"I'm doing the vacuuming.. It doesn't need doing but it's a legitimate way of annoying the kids"