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Joke of the Day
"Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!"
Next Joke
"What does pizza and vagina have in common? They both good hot or cold"
"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""
"I'm too immature for adultery."
"George invited all his friends for a no-masturbation get-together They came within the hour."
"Why did the old man throw the matress out the window? Dementia"
"I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game ""Risk"" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say ""Life is all about taking Risks."""
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside."
"Someone should make a website that allows you to anonymously chat with random Jews from around the world. They could call it 'Oi-megle'."