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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah"
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"The Mods they are a joke !"
"What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France? Paras"
"Favorite Cheese What is a mathematicians favourite cheese? Dairylea Cheese Right Angles"
"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"What do you call a deep-sea diving dog? Scuba - Doo!"
"My mom told me to go to my happy place so I pulled out my phone and went to Reddit."
"What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !"
"Baby if you were a fruit - you'd be a fine-apple. But if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in hospital."
"2 eggs were on a frying pan One of them says: ""Gee, it's really hot in here!"" The other egg says: ""HOLY CRAP, A TALKING EGG!"""