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Joke of the Day
"Why do asians squint all the time? Because nukes are so bright"
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"I'm thinking of becoming Hispanic just for the upside-down exclamation point. I like what you guys did there. I'm jealous."
"I told you ill be there in 5 minutes. Stop calling me every half an hour."
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm."
"Calm down check out guy, you don't have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn't be in Quickie Mart.."
"The iPhone SE just came out Finally a phone that Donald Trump can use."
"I like my wine like I like my women Stored in a dark basement till they're 5 years old"
"Why are spiders so unproductive? Because they hang out on the web all day!"
"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"
"What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ? Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny."