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Joke of the Day

"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"

"I put my baby on the baby changing station in the bathroom and when I was done, it was the same baby. :-("

"Being human is OK, but I wish there were alternatives."

"What instrument did Bill Clinton play? That whore Monica."

"My kids challenged me to a cartwheel contest. Long story short, now my chiropractor has a new boat."

"What did the jew say when he reached the concentration camp? AU SHWITZ"

"I took a Viagra earlier and it got stuck in my throat... I've had a stiff neck for hours."

"How does every racist joke begin? With a look over the shoulder."

"I think my life is a Saturday Night Live sketch. It began with promise, but now it's going nowhere and the last half sucks."

"Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, It becomes a Caesar Salad"