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Joke of the Day

"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"

"""Hey dude, have you ever considered being a comedian?"" Yes but everyone laughed at me."

"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that can breathe underwater? Gil."

"All I want for Christmas is my own perfume commercial where I say random words like 'hope' and 'passion' & look like a date rape victim."

"How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room."

"What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats"

"What did the New York Salmon say to the driver? I'm swimming here!"

"Its sad... Its sad that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence instead of his brilliant paintings of tunnels"

"When in doubt, mumble."

"(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago! Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong."