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Joke of the Day
"If you put me on hold and you come back while I am audibly pooping, that's on you."
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"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"What is Baltimore's favourite instrument The lute"
"The Flash jacks off Welp, guess i jacked this one off too!"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, But i dont know how they would get inside of it!"
"A boss at a workplace says to his secretary, ""File this report, please.""""You file it, sir,"" the secretary replies. ""I'm a secretary, not a woodworker."""
"Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration camp."
"Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit."
"""I thought I'd thaw a pussy cat."" -- dogs deciding what to take out of the freezer for dinner"
"What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies? The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!"