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Joke of the Day
"Islamic sex dolls... blow themselves up."
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"Words are so powerful; but I never have time to write on my fists before a fight."
"Trump says the biggest threat to the world is a ""manic, mad man"" having control of nuclear weapons"
"85% of the time I spend in a bathroom stall is spent waiting for the other person in the bathroom to leave."
"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer The taste"
"What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere"
"What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe? Yo, duh."
"What's a hipster's favorite painkiller? It's a local anthesisia anesthesia, you've probably never heard of it."
"The school phoned me today and said, ""Your son's been telling lies."" I replied, ""Well, tell him he's bloody good - I ain't got any kids!"""
"Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British? It's only check, mate"