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Joke of the Day

"[Auto-shop class] ""Cody, for the last time, it's still a carburetor even when it's in a van"" *raises hand* ""Or a truck"" *lowers hand*"

"What's a Cuban's favorite song? Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS"

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his ass"

"waiter and customer Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"

"75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it"

"Congradulations, you have won a lifetime-supply of batteries from He Man's new company: The Power of Greyskull"

"I wish I could smack the stupid out of people and if you think this status is about you smack yourself for me!"

"I'm in so much debt... I could start a government."

"""Buttocks! Sexy sexy buttocks! Introduce me to your buttocks! My name is Tony!"" - from my new song, ""Dusk in Vienna"""