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Joke of the Day
"A gaggle of geese. A murder of crows. A nope of laundry."
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"Yea, autocorrect, I meant ""nymph"" instead of ""my phone"" because I am a 16th Century poet."
"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walked into this bar... ..and of course we all know this because they wouldn't shut up about it."
"What do you call Tinder for an amputee? Timber"
"[house hunting] Loved that one. Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on"
"SCIENTIST: The universe is a big mess of molecules bumping into each other. ME: I like when pizza molecules bump into my mouth molecules."
"How many Jews died in the holocaust? Not enough."
"So Jesus walks into a hotel he throws a bunch of nails on the counter and asks:"" hey, can you put me up for the night?"" (sorry, if repeat)"