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Joke of the Day
"I've been hearing a lot about mass murderers lately.... It must be a scary time to be catholic."
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"Make love to a woman's mind, and her body will follow in kind"
"""I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"" ""Anabolic?"" ""No, just the penis"""
"I've been trying to think of a joke about Miley Cyrus... It just hasn't been twerking."
"nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws"
"When people say ""surreal"" they mean ""real"", it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine."
"Friends are like trees They fall down when you hit them with an axe"
"What do you call a yellow Oreo? An orienteo!"
"""Just do it!"" Why Nike reps don't man the suicide hotlines."
"Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait."