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Joke of the Day

"A Physicist sees a man about to jump off the Eiffel Tower He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"Why did the Baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo! (I heard this one today and thought I'd share)"

"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They take all the green cards."

"Racism is like Nickelback... I like to joke about it, but I never want to see it live."

"Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think ""Wow, this is Awesome!"""

"Countries I can't believe Japan have not attacked: Wales"

"In bed they call me Snickers... ... Because I always satisfy!"

"Why are there so few black hockey players? Because there was no cotton in Canada."

"A short philosophy joke... Rene Descartes is walking around a party when somebody asks him if he'd like something to drink. Descartes answers, ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."

"There needs to be a third option because getting older or dying aren't working for me."