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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon Go is just like Grindr... but for kids. And you try and catch Pokemon instead of catching AIDS."

"What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2"", go to a raging party? High wasted shorts!"

"What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese? Dind Dong"

"How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses."

"Studies show 9 out of 10 people prefer sex. Why do you think that is"

"What is yellow and can't swim An excavator :D"

"Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the Galaxy... ...born too ugly to explore a woman."

"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."

"the most boring thing to be pretentious about is how u were into something good before a popular thing showed everyone else that good thing"

"Want to hear a racist joke? Civil Rights Act of 1964."