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Joke of the Day
"What is religious favorites food ? Chop Suey"
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"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
"Cat: Meow Me: Hi Cat: Meoww *picks up cat* Cat: Meowww *puts cat down* Cat: Meowwww *feeds cat* Cat: Meowwwww Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"My chem teacher was talking about salt the other day and I was bored as fuck... I was about to make a Sodium pun but Na"
"I love being American. Just the other day I ate half my meal, got even fatter, then threw the rest away because f*ck starving people."
"What do you call a Mexican woman who has no legs? Cunts way low"
"Did you hear the library at the University of Alabama burned down this morning? All three books were destroyed. One of them wasn't even colored in yet."
"I used to work at the factory that made fire hydrants. Couldn't park anywhere near the place."
"Just read an amazing book called ""Zero Gravity"" I couldn't put it down!"
"I met the guy who invented window sills... What a ledge!"