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Joke of the Day

"How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that?"

"This election cycle makes me want to find a bar really badly... Do any 21st amendment people know where I can get a drink around here?"

"When your prescription says ""DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS"" how many beers are you really allowed to have? 6?"

"feeling dunb after a class test they are always the same :( reddit jokes saved me"

"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."

"72 virgins This was it. The suicide bomber was going to blow up the US camp. Little did he know that when he woke up he would be surrounded by 72 engineering students...."

"whats the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? ...one is a little lighter"

"What do the NFL and Jail have in common? You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver."

"Omg, autocorrect! For the millionth time, I don't hate all those birches..."

"I went to my first Fight Club meeting last night Unfortunately I arrived 10 minutes late so I missed the introductions but I must say I had a fantastic time I'd recommend it to everyone."