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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything? Senor Manager"
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"In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you."
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"What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager."
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"Selling chewing gum. Mint condition."
"A man dies in the desert next to a rock. How did he die? The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman."
"Working with horses is hard but it's stable work."
"Today is Short Girl Appreciation Day... (NSFW) and I don't get it. I appreciate short girls every day; sometimes twice!"