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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything? Senor Manager"

"Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes? So you know what shows *not* to watch."

"did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers"

"My friend said his dog retrieved a ball he threw over a mile away. I don't know, that seems pretty far fetched."

"Based on their level of excitement, bros in beer commercials seem unaware that you can pretty much buy beer anywhere."

"Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless? Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it."

"This is marketing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE-SbJbl2co"

"now it's the scientists' turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them"

"[interview for CIA] Your resume says you're a master in hand-to-hand wombat. Is that a typo or- *I've already thrown a wombat at his face*"

"A guy with a lisp once told me he would kill me in this very spot... He said it was my final deathtination."