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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitlers favorite video game? Space Invaders"
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... and I am a lactose-intolerant diabetic."
"Why cant you trust stairs? they are always up to something..."
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."
"Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven acht nein."
"Maybe ask the judge if your sentence is in dog years or regular years and they'll prob just laugh and let you go you got tweets to write man"
"Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'"
"What did Chuck Norris told his father when he left home for college? You are the man of the house now."
"Why do heavy drinkers usually live longer than light drinkers? Because you thought this was going to be a fat joke, that's why"