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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the money a prostitute makes? Incum"
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"What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath? One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole"
"Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother? Because he was the Solaire!"
"A man is standing on club street thrusting in public. A cop taps him on the shoulder and says ""What are you doing?"". The man replied ""Fucking nothing""."
"What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee"
"A Limbo Champion Walks Into a Bar. He loses his title."
"This whole time I thought Ariana Grande was a font"
"Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
"Me: The Calvin and Hobbes movie was awesome! Her: Idiot, that was Life of Pi. Me: Whatever *gets in cardboard time machine, flies to Mars*"
"I just want to win the Powerball lottery and eat unlimited carbs for the rest of my days."