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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in a bucket of water. If it sinks you have a girl ant but if it floats you have a buoyant."

"Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is? A mirror."

"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... ...then my illegal logging business is a success"

"Fun prank: Find a sleeping spider, crawl in its mouth and lay your eggs. Turn the tables. Give nature the finger. Live it up."

"Studies show ""not jokes"" are coming back and are likely to be funnier than ever. Not."

"Leave it to the idiot hippys to adopt a ""holiday"" on Hitler's Birthday. Merica."

"Two muffins are in an oven First muffin turns and says ""damn it's hot in here"" The second muffin says "" holy sh!t, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Why are redditors bad stand-up comedians? Because they'll just tell the crowd that the real joke's in the comments."

"Paddy and Michael are out walking when Paddy falls down a well.... Michael shouts down ""Paddy! have you broken anything???"" Paddy replies ""No! there's nothing down here to break!"""

"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light bulb."