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Joke of the Day
"Leave it to the idiot hippys to adopt a ""holiday"" on Hitler's Birthday. Merica."
Next Joke
"What have Disney and the U.K. got in common? Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people"
"What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods? The satisfactory."
"Why do pedophiles like to play guitar? Because it's completely ok to finger A minor"
"Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo? Laid the same egg 44 times!"
"What do you get when you eat a bunch of uranium? Atomic ache"
"Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars."
"A guy goes to get a physical... The doctor says ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical."""
"There should be a subreddit specifically for internet humor that gets lost in translation when you explain it in real life... ...and it should be called r/SlashAreSlash."
"He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him."