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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear."
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"My Blonde wife just said to me ""Do men call it a penis 'cause it pees and goes in us?"""
"Twitter is the government's elaborate plan to keep us all off the streets"
"ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time."
"*notices ham sandwich while searching inside myself* 'wait, if that's here' *son opens lunchbox to find debilitating existential malaise*"
"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri"
"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."
"uh oh we better all stand up for the old man in the dress who bangs a tiny hammer down or he might decide that we have to live in a cage"
"Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !"