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Joke of the Day
"Dog Jokes I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him."
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"I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction"
"Old Mrs. Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone. But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, so he gave her a bone of his own"
"I got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting."
"Thinking ab including nude photos of me in my Tinder profile to weed out women who vomit easily"
"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile"
"What's the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What *the* fuck! and What *a* fuck!"
"Have you ever played the game of pocket tennis? ..it's when you like keeping your hands in your pocket, when you have holes in them and you're not wearing any underwear."
"what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? the taste."
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After ten years your job still sucks"