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Joke of the Day
"When people see ghosts, why aren't they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?"
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"How to keep a girl: buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt"
"So, two muffins are sitting in an oven.... So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other, ""Man, its hot in here."" The other muffin replied, ""OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans? A: Because they are going to make you blow."
"Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing."
"Our youngest has finally graduated from baby bottles to 2-liters of soda."
"I call my ex wife... I call my ex wife an ""ankle"", because she is three feet lower than a cunt."
"Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do."
"What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs? A pair of polegics!"
"What fruit worries teenagers the most? A promegranate."