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Joke of the Day
"Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?"
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"Q: What part of the road is always crying? A: The breakdown lane."
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"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."
"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus."
"Can you tell me a dirty joke? I want to be more outgoing."
"Decided to stop partying at friends houses who have toddlers... Those childproof bathroom doorknobs are absolutely hell to open while drunk."