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Joke of the Day
"You know, I just love whiteboards... They're remarkable."
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"There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who don't fold their clothes out of the dryer... ...and women."
"What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer"
"What's the difference between a fish and an elephant? (OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant?"
"What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil? A Chopin' knife!"
"I've started a business building yachts in my attic Sails are going through the roof!"
"I'm boycotting terrorism From now on I'm drinking all of my whiskey neat, no more ISIS"
"FRIEND: Just let her down easy ME: Ok [later] ME: *jumping in bouncy castle* I WANT A DIVORCE, KAREN"
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic"
"Flying illegally in the animal carriage are really comfortable in a way. Bad side? There're no toilet. Good side? They don't question the smell."