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Joke of the Day

"I like to thanks my fingers,I can always count on them,my arm,they're always by my side,and my leg for always supporting me"

"I'm okay with Trump becoming president His hands are so tiny, he can't hold a pen to sign any bills"

"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."

"Why does everyone love Plato? Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates"

"What do you call an egg that cures cancer? A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son."

"I have a friend called Rick that was recently turned into cotton... we have to call him Threadrick now. I thought of this joke on the way to buy my lunch today, I hope it's not already been made."

"What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies? Fire."

"How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?"

"I hate ingrown hairs... They really get under my skin"

"No autocorrect, I do not want to organism all over his face."