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Joke of the Day

"Some guy who wasn't looking where he was going hit me with a stick today So I beat the shit out of him. And for good measure kicked his Labrador too."

"Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !"

"I love sex. O wait, guess it's not a joke."

"I'm not saying farts smell good or anything, but I have found a few to be ""delightfully disgusting ""."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning."

"I realised today after seeing gray hair in the mirror that my dream of being a child star will never happen."

"What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time? Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III."

"I don't like 9/11 jokes they're 2 plane"

"What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser? They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world."

"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I could lead in the Republican Primary polls."