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Joke of the Day
"I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in 5 minutes. It's about Russia."
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"How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read."
"*grandma sobbing at my graduation* ""Your parents would have been so proud seeing you up there."" *wipes tear* ""But they didn't want to come."""
"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, ""What is this - some kind of joke?"""
"What does an Engineer use for contraception? His personality!"
"Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil? Nevermind, its pointless."
"What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!"
"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags."
"Does anyone smell that up dog?"