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Joke of the Day
"What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ? Listening *house*."
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"Prostitutes are like the Elves from Lord of the Rings When you know them well enough they tell you their true name"
"Only in SF: people checking into the riot on Foursquare."
"Dave was hard at work It was really quite awkward for his female coworkers."
"what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid M'aturity"
"I bet the Chinese get excited when it's raining cats and dogs. Must be like a buffet for them."
"Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!"
"What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he had ever seen."
"If the BeeGees are 'staying alive' so much then how come they're all dead."
"What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long."