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Joke of the Day
"Jokes. What is a black cat's favorite TV show? Miami mice!"
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"When I become a ghost, Im going to leave messages in blood, but theyre gonna be overwhelmingly positive, like ""You're Doing A Great Job"""
"The most well known activist in the bee community is Bill Cause Bee."
"How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper"
"Why did the apple pie get fired from his job? Because he showed up baked."
"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Badum tsss."
"The best thing about being over 25 is that no one can find embarrassing Youtube videos of you as a kid."
"Here's a good joke! /r/TwoXChromosomes"
"Politics is like a car you press ""D"" to go forward and ""R"" to go back"
"The first time I bit into a Cadbury egg I understood women who spit."