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Joke of the Day
"At what age did Hitler's uncle try to molest him at? When he was nein."
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"I read quantum physics magazines for the particles."
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"Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.' Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.'"
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the one who had a dream. Happy MLK day"
"I woke up the other day and had really bad bed head. Never called her again."
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"What did Germany say to Britain during World War II? I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction."