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Joke of the Day

"Many people think the Romans invented Vaseline That was ancient grease"

"A cow made a joke but it was too cheesy"

"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"

"LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way"

"So pokemon go is now just as popular as tinder. Both are apps where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"When your kids are little you're a super hero.When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility."

"What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break? TREE O'clock!"

"Local News. A couple turned themselves into police. Wonder what they were before."

"How do you get rid of a fat ghost? Exorcise it."

"I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: ""WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!""..."