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Joke of the Day
"You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money."
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"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"
"Give a girl a plane ticket... ... and she'll fly for a day. Push a girl from a plane, and she'll get to fly for the rest of her life."