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Joke of the Day
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."
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"Husband Bear: Honey! I'm home! Wife Bear: For God's sake, would you at LEAST say hello before demanding dinner?"
"If procrastinating were an Olympic sport, I would show up just in time to miss the medal ceremony."
"Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing."
"What do you call a dinosaur that likes spicy food? A mega-sore-ass."
"[NSFW] I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off It's hard"
"What do you say when your TV is floating in the night? ""Drop it, nigga."""
"Offensive middle eastern joke. What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam? A turk."
"I made up a new word plagiarism"
"the explanation of just about every jewish holiday they tried to kill us they failed lets eat"