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Joke of the Day
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."
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"On the 5th day of Christmas? Christmas is ONE day, Carol. Convert to Judaism if you need a longer holiday."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hang. (P.S I am Christian )"
"'Benjamin Button.' 'BENJAMIN WHO?' 'Benjamin' 'WHO'S THERE?' 'Knock knock!'"
"On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century."
"Me: What's your dad do? Kid: My dad? He's an actor Me: Why? Couldn't you get a real dad?"
"What looks like red paint but is dry? Dried red paint"
"What is Hitler's IP address? holocalhost"
"Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan? Cos the sine said so!"