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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur that likes spicy food? A mega-sore-ass."

"What do you call a vietnamese turkey? Gobbledy gook."

"What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese? I didn't cottage in my pants"

"Interview Joke Interviewer: Why should we hire you Interviewee: Coz you are hiring :)"

"It's hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally."

"Ok everybody. Please look in your bedroom closet. I got my stalking notes mixed up and don't know where I am."

"No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come."

"Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"Whenever I'm bored, I call one of my parents and ask them to describe how the internet works."

"Uber driver told me he's an actor & has been nailing all of his auditions & is up for a big role I was like cool you're going the wrong way"