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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur that likes spicy food? A mega-sore-ass."
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"How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? Unplug the merry-go-round."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Suck his dick"
"If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called ""Abiden By The Law""?"
"Her: u have a choice its me or the megaphone Me: fine Her: good Me: [puts megaphone directly to her ear] I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE"
"""I liked small butts. I was lying."" - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession"
"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE"
"Ethics of the police"
"I don't understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms. It's much more awkward trying to return them. ""She didn't like me."""
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."